Is It Still Summer?
The forecast had a little rain in the near future but thus far it's eluded us. Predicting the weather with all the computer models and satellite imagery is just as unreliable as it was when granny had her cricket in a matchbox. Its just one of those years we get every 10 or 12 years when the weather is wonderful into December and then we get some monster storms to start things off and the storm systems continue in quick succession through January and into February. March goes back and forth with the traditional April showers into May flowers and Spring... By June it's hotter than the July fireworks with no water August confirming the drought talk. September and October are cooler than norm as Halloween brings us some rain. And more rain... And more... Floods take over where dry and dusty once stood. Then all the wanna be dam builders sign in and life goes on and on... Or not...
When its all said and done water rates go up, some entity gets a ton of money for a feasibility study concerning Sucky Ducky Valley Reservoir and Resort plus Condominium City development. And the enviro-greenies get involved demanding Federal protection for an endangered moth/fly/bird/wolf/fish-hybrid that only mutates in dry Sucky Ducky Valley. Then Fish & Game shoots a reality series on how they bust moth/fly/bird/wolf/fish-hybrid poachers.And the History channel has a huge special tracing the freakish creatures origins back to the Dead Sea Scrolls with claims it was the main course at the Last Supper and demonstrating the technique reclusive Monks employed to make a rippin' red wine from the blood of the moth/fly/bird/wolf/fish-hybrid...
The possibilities are endless and so goes time...
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